Quote for the week of April 26,2008

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much, who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of children, who has filled his niche and accomplished his task, who has left the world better than he found it, whether by an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul, who has never lacked appreciation of earths beauty or failed to express it, who has always looked for the best in others and given the best he had, whose life was an inspriation, whose memory a benediction. - Bessie Stanley

Quote for Week of 4/11/08

Vacations are wonderful social equalizers. People come back just as broke as their neighbors who couldn't afford to go.

Joke or Quote of the Week for Aprils Fools Week!

Fallen!
I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old... I had him strapped in a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I misstepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs, (13 to be exact). I was bruised, bleeding and I had torn my jeans... but my main concern was, naturally for my child.
My fears were alleviated though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!"

Inner Peace
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before getting to my work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...